About Us

Happy Hours is an online shop for hemp-derived THCA, Delta-9 and THCP products. We carry ninety-seven products across sixteen brands — disposables and cartridges, gummies and edibles, THCA flower, infused pre-rolls and concentrates.

What we actually do

We don’t manufacture anything. We select, verify and ship — and that middle part is where most of the work goes.

Every product we carry arrives with a third-party certificate of analysis tied to its batch, and we publish all of them on our COA page, organized by product type. You can read the lab report for anything in the catalog before you order rather than after it arrives. That includes the cannabinoid breakdown and screening for pesticides, heavy metals, residual solvents and microbials.

If you’ve never read one, we wrote a guide on how to read a COA — the seven lines that matter and what the numbers mean.

How we pick what we carry

Three things decide whether a product makes the catalog: the lab report comes back clean and complete, the brand states its cannabinoid blend rather than hiding it behind marketing, and the product does something the rest of our range doesn’t already do.

That last one keeps the catalog useful. Sixteen brands sounds like a lot until you realize they cover different formats, capacities and blends — and we write about the differences in our guides so you can tell them apart.

What you can expect from us

Orders ship discreetly in plain packaging with no branding on the outside. Free shipping on orders over $89.99.

All products are intended for adults 21 and older, and age verification is required at checkout.

Questions about an order, a product or a lab report — get in touch.